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How we wreck you
We scan your page, find what's killing your SEO and conversions, and show you how to fix it.
Drop your URL
Your landing page, e-commerce, portfolio — we don't care what it is. Our AI scans everything: technical SEO, load speed, design, copywriting, CTAs, social proof, structure, accessibility. In 90 seconds, it finds what you refuse to see.
Take the hit
A score out of 100, brutal and honest. You immediately see what's killing your conversion rate: keywords you're missing, invisible CTAs, content that puts people to sleep, pages loading like it's 2005.
Take action
Free shows you the damage. Pro gives you the battle plan: full PDF report, SEO keywords, AI assistant to fix things, progress tracking. Stop guessing, start optimizing.
We roasted ourselves
Full transparency: here's what our own tool says about our landing page. Score: 73/100. We're working on it.
"Un concept qui claque, une exécution qui cloche"
Ton idée est géniale - un roast brutal des sites web, ça manquait. Mais ta landing page ressemble à un plat à moitié cuit. Le concept est vendeur, mais l'exécution te fait perdre des conversions.
Hero Section
68/100Ton hero, c'est un mélange bizarre entre du génie et de l'amateurisme. D'un côté, 'Ta landing page mérite-t-elle son trafic ?' - putain, ça claque !
Preuve Sociale
45/100Houston, on a un GROS problème ! Ta preuve sociale, c'est le Sahara - zéro goutte de crédibilité.
Structure
82/100Là, chapeau ! Ta structure suit une logique imparable : accroche → explication → processus → pricing.
They got roasted
Check out our analyses of popular websites. Even the biggest names can improve.
"The report was a wake-up call. I understood in 2 min why nobody was clicking my CTA. 3 changes later, leads finally started coming in."
Thomas L.
Founder, B2B SaaS
"The tone is brutal but it's exactly what we needed. No more 40-page corporate audits nobody reads. It's direct and actionable."
Sophie M.
Head of Marketing, Scale-up
"I use it for all my clients now. The PDF report looks pro and the recommendations are always relevant. Huge time saver."
Alex R.
Freelance UX/UI
Everyone can get roasted. Not at the same price.
Free
Test your site for free
- 1 roast per week (yes, it's free)
- Your overall score — brace yourself
- 2 categories roasted in detail
- Enough recommendations to start crying
Pro
The complete toolkit to optimize your site
- 50 roasts/month — plenty of pain
- The SEO keywords you've been ignoring
- An action plan to stop winging it
- An AI assistant that says what nobody dares
- Track your progress (or your decline)
- PDF report to cry over in meetings
Premium
The complete suite for web professionals
- 100 roasts/month — you love the pain
- Everything in Pro (because you're greedy)
- AI Heatmap — we know where they click (or don't)
- 10 pages/week monitored, zero excuses
- Visitor tracking: who stays, who bounces
- Competitive spying — 3 rivals on the grill