Everyone can get roasted. Not at the same price.
Choose your masochism level. All plans get you the same brutal roast.
Just a taste
Free
€0
Test your site for free
- 1 roast per week (yes, it's free)
- Your overall score — brace yourself
- 2 categories roasted in detail
- Enough recommendations to start crying
The masochist's choice
Pro
€19.99/month
The complete toolkit to optimize your site
- 50 roasts/month — plenty of pain
- The SEO keywords you've been ignoring
- An action plan to stop winging it
- An AI assistant that says what nobody dares
- Track your progress (or your decline)
- PDF report to cry over in meetings
Roast dealer
Premium
€99.99/month
The complete suite for web professionals
- 100 roasts/month — you love the pain
- Everything in Pro (because you're greedy)
- AI Heatmap — we know where they click (or don't)
- 10 pages/week monitored, zero excuses
- Visitor tracking: who stays, who bounces
- Competitive spying — 3 rivals on the grill