Everyone can get roasted. Not everyone can afford the full truth.
Pick your level of masochism.
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Free
Just enough to confirm something's wrong. No card required, tissues strongly advised.
- Your overall score out of 100, brace the armrest
- 2 out of 10 categories, thrown on the grill
- The verdict, raw, no anesthesia
Most picked
Full report
€6.99
Once. Full stop. No subscription sneaking back next month.
The 8 categories we were holding back, a plan so you actually know where to start, and nobody billing you again next month.
- All 10 categories, dissected without kindness
- A prioritized action plan to stop guessing what to fix
- A downloadable PDF to make your co-founder cry too
- No account to create, just a link, and it stings
- One single charge. We never come back for seconds.
Pro subscription
€19.99
Per month. 50 full reports included.
For agencies juggling several sites to torture, or one person rebuilding the same page without ever listening to it.
- 50 full reports every month, for repeat offenders
- Every category unlocked, on every single roast
- A fresh action plan each time, no discount on bad news
- Cancel anytime, from your account, no begging required